The Mighty Boosh Live2006

Howard Moon:
Hmm. Check me out.

[spotlight singles out Howard]

Vince Noir:
[Vince introduces Howard, whilst he does actions] Howard Moon, Jazz Maverick, Novelist, Cyclist, Rider of the Penny-Farthing, Stamp Collector, Age: 61

[Howard points down]

Vince Noir:
57? Special Features: The tiny eyes of a shrew! Howard Moon! Yeah! Check him out!

Howard Moon:
Yeah.

[starts trying to eat air]

Vince Noir:
What are you doing?

Howard Moon:
Eating the applause.

Vince Noir:
Haha! Who does that?

Howard Moon:
Me! Nice and crunchy

Vince Noir:
Hehe was it? Was it crunchy?

Howard Moon:
Yeah. Get in the light.

[light shines on Vince]

Howard Moon:
Vince Noir.

[long pause]

Howard Moon:
Electro-poof!

[Vince puts his arms out, Howard starts eating Vince's applause]

Vince Noir:
What are you doing? Huh? Never eat another man's applause!

Howard Moon:
Urgh, that's very rich!

Howard Moon:
It's a bit like fruitcake. I feel all bilious.

Vince Noir:
Too rich for you.