The Mighty Boosh Live2006

Russian Piemaker:
Wooould you like a pie?

Russian Widow:
...No.

Russian Piemaker:
But it is a gooood pie.

Russian Widow:
Nevertheless. The last time you gave me pie... I cut into it... with my tiny pie-cutter. And lots of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples. I was confused. It was a trick pie.

Russian Piemaker:
Why don't you want my pie?

Russian Widow:
Why do you bring me pies all the time? Pastry goods every day with you!

Russian Piemaker:
I bring you pies, aah, to show you I love you!

Russian Widow:
Why don't you just tell me you love me!

Russian Piemaker:
Ahhhh!

Russian Widow:
Ahhhh!

Russian Piemaker:
Ahhhh!

Russian Widow:
Ahhhh!