The Miracle Maker2000

Andrew:
[to the disciples gathered around a fire] I was the first to follow him. If anyone's gonna be in charge, it's gonna be me.

Judas Iscariot:
Could you lead an army? Would man follow you to glory?

Andrew:
I was the *first*. [Jesus approaches carrying firewood]

James the Disciple:
Go on, ask him Judas.

Judas Iscariot:
Master, um... [hesitates]

James the Disciple:
[interrupts] We've been waiting for you to come, and tell us who will be the greatest in the kingdom of Heaven!

Jesus:
[laughs] All right. All right, I'll tell you. [walks toward a little girl, lifts her off a donkey] Unless you change utterly and become like little children, you will never even enter the kingdom of Heaven. Whoever humbles himself like this little child, he will be the greatest in the kingdom of Heaven.