The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

The Miracle of Morgan's Creek1944

The Miracle of Morgan's Creek is a 1944 screwball comedy film written and directed by Preston Sturges, starring Eddie Bracken and Betty Hutton, and featuring Diana Lynn, William Demarest and Porter Hall. Brian Donlevy and Akim Tamiroff reprise thei… more »



Newspaper editor:
There's only one thing more, Mr. Governor - the marriage!

Gov. McGinty:
What's the matter with the marriage? She's married to Norval Jones, she always has been! The guy married them, didn't he? The boy signed his right name, didn't he?

Newspaper editor:
But he gave his name as Ratzkywatzky!

Gov. McGinty:
He was trying to say Jones, he stuttered!

The Boss:
What are you looking for, a needle from a haystack?

Newspaper editor:
Then how about the first Ratzkywatzky?

Gov. McGinty:
He's annulled!

The Boss:
Shnook!

Newspaper editor:
Who annulled?

Gov. McGinty:
The judge, who do you suppose?

The Boss:
Retroactive!

Gov. McGinty:
Will you get Mendoza on the phone?

The Boss:
I'm getting him.

Gov. McGinty:
He's out of the picture!

The Boss:
Was never in it!

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