The Muppet Christmas Carol

     

The Muppet Christmas Carol1992

Stars: Michael Caine, Dave Goelz, Steve Whitmire, Jerry Nelson
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Rating: G
Runtime: 85 minutes

The Muppet Christmas Carol is a 1992 American musical fantasy comedy-drama film produced by Jim Henson Productions and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. Adapted from Charles Dickens's 1843 novella A Christmas Carol, it is the fourth theatrical fi… more »


Gonzo:
My name is Charles Dickens.

Rizzo the Rat:
And my name is Rizzo the Rat... wait a second! You're not Charles Dickens!

Gonzo:
I am too!

Rizzo the Rat:
No! A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?

Gonzo:
Absolutely!

Rizzo the Rat:
Charles Dickens was a 19th Century novelist! A genius!

Gonzo:
Oh, you are too kind!

Rizzo the Rat:
Why should I believe you?

Gonzo:
Well, because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand!

Rizzo the Rat:
Prove it!

Gonzo:
All right! Um, there's a little mole on my thumb, and um, a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bike...

Rizzo the Rat:
No, no, no, don't tell us your *hand*, tell us the *story*!

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