The Naughty Nineties1945

Dexter Broadhurst:
Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Funny names?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Nicknames. Nicknames.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Not - not as funny as my name - Sebastian Dinwiddie.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Funnier than that?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, absolutely. Yes. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Dexter Broadhurst:
I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
You know the fellows' names?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Well, then, who's playin' first?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The guy on first base.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who is on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Well, what are you askin' me for?

Dexter Broadhurst:
I'm not asking you - I'm telling you. Who is on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm asking *you* who's on first!

Dexter Broadhurst:
That's the man's name!

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
That's whose name?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes.