The Naughty Nineties1945

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Well, go ahead and tell me!

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The guy on first.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The first baseman.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who is on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Have you got a first baseman on first?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Certainly.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Then who's playing first?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Absolutely.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Who is?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
So who gets it?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Whose wife?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Who does?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Absolutely.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, no, no, What is on second base.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
That's what I'm trying to find out.