The Naughty Nineties1945

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
What is the fellow's name on third base?

Dexter Broadhurst:
What is the fellow's name on second base.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know.

Sebastian Dinwiddle, Dexter Broadhurst:
Third base!

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
You got a outfield?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, sure.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
St. Louis has got a good outfield?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, absolutely.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The left fielder's name?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Why.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know. I just thought I'd ask you.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Then tell me who's playing left field.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who is playing first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Stay out of the infield!

Dexter Broadhurst:
Don't mention their names out there.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I want to know what's the fellow's name on left field.

Dexter Broadhurst:
What is on second.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who is on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Now take it easy, take it easy.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
And the left fielder's name?