The Naughty Nineties1945

Dexter Broadhurst:
Why.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Because.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, he's center field. Will you pick up your hat, please.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Center field.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Pick up your hat. And stop this - Now look, please.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Mr. Broadhurst.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes?

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on the team?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know. Tell me the pitcher's name.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Tomorrow.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
You don't want to tell me today?

Dexter Broadhurst:
I'm telling you, man.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Then go ahead.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Tomorrow.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
What time?

Dexter Broadhurst:
What time what?

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Now listen, Who is not pitching, Who is on...

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'll break your arm if you say who's on first.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Then why come up here and ask?

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I want to know what's the pitcher's name.

Dexter Broadhurst:
What's on second.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know.

Dexter Broadhurst, Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Third base!