Clerks1994

Caitlin:
Can I use your bathroom?

Randal:
Sure. But there's no lights back there.

Caitlin:
Why aren't there any lights?

Randal:
Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night.

Caitlin:
You're kidding. Why?

Randal:
Nobody can figure it out. The boss doesn't wanna pay the electrician to fix it, 'cause the electrician owes money to the video store.

Caitlin:
Such a sordid state of affairs.

Randal:
And I'm caught in the middle - torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

Caitlin:
Well, I'll try to manage.

Randal:
Oh, hey Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.

Caitlin:
You are very protective of him, Randal. You always have been.

Randal:
Territoriality. He was mine first.

Caitlin:
Oh, that was so cute.