Clerks

Clerks1994

Clerks is a 1994 film about two clerks: one who works in a convenience store and the other in a video rental store. They have an unusual day at work when dealing with girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, protesters, drug dealers and - worst of all - the cus… more »



Mother:
Excuse me, do you sell videos?

Randal:
Yeah. What're you looking for?

Mother:
Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup.

Randal:
Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now. Let me make sure they got it. What's it called again?

Mother:
Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup.

Child:
Happy Scrappy.

Mother:
She loves it.

Randal:
Obviously. [to the distributor] Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-F***ing, Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My C*nt Needs Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black C*cks with Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave C*nt, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink P*ssy Lips, oh yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Yep. Oh, wait a minute. [to the mother] Uh, what was that called again?

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