The Odd Couple II

The Odd Couple II1998

Stars: Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Richard Riehle, Jonathan Silverman
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 97 minutes

The Odd Couple II is the 1998 sequel to 1968's The Odd Couple. Written by Neil Simon (who also produced), the film reunites Jack Lemmon as Felix Ungar and Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison. The film was the actors' last together, and Simon's final scr… more »



Felix Ungar:
What do the directions say?

Oscar Madison:
They're gone, I threw them out the window.

Felix Ungar:
[laughing] Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?

Oscar Madison:
Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire. I had the choice of either finding the house, or burning up one of the most important parts of my body. Guess which I picked?

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