The Operative: No One Lives Forever2000

[Cate has eluded HARM once again]

HARM Agent:
She got away.

Inge Wagner:
What did you say? I don't think I heard you.

HARM Agent:
She, uh, well, I, uh...

Inge Wagner:
Say it!

HARM Agent:
She... got away.

Inge Wagner:
How is that possible? Perhaps you feel the odds were in her favour?

HARM Agent:
Nein, Fraulein Wagner.

Inge Wagner:
Then you're admitting that you failed?

HARM Agent:
Jawohl, Fraulein Wagner. I should be punished.

Inge Wagner:
My thoughts exactly, but *how* shall I punish you?

HARM Agent:
Electrocution would be painful, or perhaps a good beating, but I beg of you, please do not deprive me of the chance to hear you sing. I do not think I could take the pain.

Inge Wagner:
Is that so? Then you have just decided your punishment. You will prohibited from attending my motivational concerts for one week.

HARM Agent:
[whimpers]

Inge Wagner:
For *two* weeks!

HARM Agent:
Please, be merciful!

Inge Wagner:
I do not find pleasure in hurting you this way. But without proper discipline, this organization would fall to ruin. Kaput!

HARM Agent:
I understand.

[Inge walks away]

HARM Agent:
No singing for two weeks, woohoo!

[Inge, who is just around the corner, hears his cheering and returns]

Inge Wagner:
On second thought, perhaps that punishment is too inhumane. Let's go with electrocution inistead, mmm?

HARM Agent:
[Sadly] Jawohl, Fraulein Wagner.