The Out of Towners1970

[George and Gwen finally made it to the Waldorf-Astoria]

George Kellerman:
Excuse me.

Winkler, the desk clerk:
Yes?

George Kellerman:
Mr. & Mrs. Kellerman, Twin Oaks, Ohio. We finally got here. Ha-ha.

Winkler, the desk clerk:
Do you have reservation?

George Kellerman:
Yeah, made by the Drexel Company through the Hilton Reservation Service.

Gwen Kellerman:
In Twin Oaks, Ohio.

George Kellerman:
You must be pretty busy putting people up in the lobby.

Winkler, the desk clerk:
Oh, it's the least we can do. With this transit strike, most of them have no way to get home, and there's not a room in this city tonight.

Gwen Kellerman:
Oh, that's very nice of you.

Winkler, the desk clerk:
Ah, here we are. George Kellerman?

George Kellerman:
That's it, Yeah. I hope you got a nice, big, dry bed.

Gwen Kellerman:
And a drug store open. I have to get an eyelash and tape for my ankles.