The Out of Towners1970

George Kellerman:
Uh, are there any seats on this train? huh?

[the conductor shakes his head "no"]

George Kellerman:
Oh, well don't you have anything in the parlor car or compartment or anything? I'll pay for it.

Train Conductor:
This train runs empty six nights a week exept when the New York airport is fogged in, then they fly 'em up to Boston and we could use four more cars.

George Kellerman:
Well why don't you put on four more cars?

Train Conductor:
Ain't got four more cars. Noboby takes the train anymore. Everyone is in a hurry.

George Kellerman:
You expect us to stand all the way to New York?

Train Conductor:
Not if you give me $11.00 each.

[George pays the fares]

Gwen Kellerman:
Is there a dining car?

Train Conductor:
Just sandwiches and drinks. The next car forward.