The Out of Towners1970

George Kellerman:
You know how long we were in line?

Gwen Kellerman:
Two hours.

George Kellerman:
Two hours. That's how long.

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
[hands a plate of food and coffee to a customer] Chicken sandwich and coffee.

George Kellerman:
Can we see a menu, please?

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
We just got sandwiches and drinks.

George Kellerman:
Oh. Eh, two Chicken sandwiches, please.

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
Sorry, no chicken.

George Kellerman:
Isn't that chicken?

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
Yeah, that's chicken. But when he eats that, that's the end of the chicken.

Gwen Kellerman:
They're out of chicken, George.

George Kellerman:
Got ham or cheese?

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
No ham.

George Kellerman:
Just cheese.

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
No cheese.

George Kellerman:
[under his breath] No cheese.

Gwen Kellerman:
What DO you have?

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
Peanut Butter on white bread.

George Kellerman:
What else you got?

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
More peanut butter on white bread. Ran out of everything a few minutes ago, ma'am.

Gwen Kellerman:
But don't you have anything else? My husband isn't allowed to eat peanut butter or white bread.

Waiter in Dining Car on Train:
I got saltine crackers and green olives. That's all, ma'am. We didn't expect 350 people tonight. No, ma'am.