The Parent Trap1998

Nick Parker:
Hal, come here. We have to talk

Annie as Hallie:
Okay shoot.

Nick Parker:
Okay, honey... I want to know what you think about making Meredith part of the family?

Annie as Hallie:
Part of our family?

Nick Parker:
Yeah.

Annie as Hallie:
I think it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant really.

Nick Parker:
You do? Really? You do?

Annie as Hallie:
Totally, it's like a dream come true. I've always wanted a big sister.

Nick Parker:
Oh... um... Honey, I'm think you're kind of missing the point.

Annie as Hallie:
No, I'm not. You're gonna adopt Meredith. That is so sweet, Dad.

Nick Parker:
No, I'm not going to adopt her. I'm going to MARRY her.

Annie as Hallie:
[leaps from her seat] Marry her? That's insane! How can you marry a woman young enough to be my big sister? [she begins to rant, accidentally yelling in French] Mais tu plaisantes, j'esp?re. Meredith, ce n'est pas une fille pour toi. Mais c'est pas possible, je r?ve. Qu'est-ce qui...

Nick Parker:
Hal, Hal, Hal. Calm down, Hal! [realizes] Are you speaking French?

Annie as Hallie:
I... I learned it at camp. [takes a breath] Ok, I'm sorry. Let's discuss this calmly. Calmly and rationally.

Nick Parker:
Yeah and in English if you don't mind, right?

Annie as Hallie:
Okay.

Nick Parker:
Sweetheart what has gotten into you?

Annie as Hallie:
Nothing, nothing, just... just... Dad, you can't get married! It'll totally ruin completely everything! [she runs from the house]

Nick Parker:
Hal! Hal! Hallie! [he looks to Chessy, who appears at a window]

Chessy, the Parker's Maid:
Don't look at me. I don't know a thing. [she closes the windows]