The Phantom Menace Review2009

Plinkett:
So anyway, they tell Palpatine that they think Jedis are on the ship, he should have said this: [in Palpatine voice] Tell the Jedi there will be no negotiations. Tell them that you plan to invade the planet next and then send them back to Coruscant to inform the senate. [regular voice] Instead he tells them to do the exact opposite of what his plan was. That he wanted her to sign the treaty, right?

Darth Sidious:
I want that treaty signed!

Plinkett:
He seems really intent on having her sign the treaty to make the invasion legal. What if she were a total coward and actually signed the treaty? Like, right away? Then the crisis would be over and there would be no need for a vote of no confidence. See what I mean, is this sounding like an 8-year-old wrote it?