The Phantom Menace Review2009

Plinkett:
Oh and then let's move on to this: what about the idea that Anakin is the one who built C-3PO? This is wrong for so many reasons. I'm gonna list three of them. So the idea is that Anakin built C-3PO to help his mom around the house.

Anakin Skywalker:
He's a protocol droid to help Mom.

Plinkett:
But a protocol droid is typically used for ettiquette and protocol.

Uncle Owen:
You. I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol?

Plinkett:
They're basically like robot diplomats and not very handly technically.

C-3PO:
I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations.

Plinkett:
He says he's human cyborg relations. He doesn't say he cleans dishes. C-3PO is clumsy, awkward and useless, unless you need someone to translate a language.

C-3PO:
[from A New Hope] I'm not much more than an interpreter.

Plinkett:
Plus his arms don't even bend. What the f*** is he supposed to help the mom with? A vacuum would've been a better thing to build, or maybe a vibrator. 'Cause it seems like the only action Shmi was getting was with the force. Hey, maybe that's why they call it "the force." Ha, rape jokes. I love 'em.