The Phantom Tollbooth1970

King Azaz:
I seem to have a touch of indigestion.

Milo:
Perhaps you've eaten too much too quickly.

King Azaz:
To be sure, too much to quickly. I most certainly haven't eaten too little too slowly, or too much too slowly, or too little too quickly, or taken all day to eat nothing or, eaten everything in no time at all...

Milo:
But wouldn't that be just as bad?

King Azaz:
You mean 'Just as good.' Things which are just as bad also are equally good. Try to look at the bright side of things Milo.