The Pickwick Papers1952

[Pickwick is angry at Mrs. Bardell's lawyers over her breach of promise suit, and they are goading him]

Dodson:
Perhaps you'd like to call us swindlers, sir. Pray do so if you feel disposed, ah pray do, sir.

Samuel Pickwick:
I do. You ARE swindlers.

Dodson:
Very good. You'd better call us thieves, sir. Perhaps you'd like to asault one of us.

Fogg:
Pray do so, if you would. We would make not the slightest resistance.

Sam Weller:
[realizes what's happening and steps in to save Mr. Pickwick] You just come away, sir. Battledore and shuttlecock's a *wery* good game... provided you ain't the shuttlecock and two lawyers ain't the battledores.