The Principal1987

Rick Latimer:
[dealing with a couple of troublemakers in his new office, both of whom keep insulting - and trying to injure - each other in front of him]... Like I said, we got all day...

Robert Darcy:
[enters nervously]... I was hoping to speak to you before this...

Rick Latimer:
This wonderful welcoming party? Why don't we start my first day off with some expulsion papers for Mr. Sh*t and Mr. F*** here? And call the police. [to Jake Phillips who has just popped in] Hi. Rick Latimer. I'm the new principal.

Jake Phillips:
No kidding. [moves on]

Robert Darcy:
[to Latimer]... Did you get a look at the neighborhood coming into this place? Brandel High isn't exactly the highest priority for the police around here.

Rick Latimer:
These guys are trying to cut each other's nuts off.

Robert Darcy:
The cops would only ask why you stopped them. As far as expulsion goes, most of the students here have already been expelled from someplace else.