The Private Eyes1980

Inspector Winship:
You know, I have an idea. Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.

Dr. Tart:
What is it?

Inspector Winship:
What's what?

Dr. Tart:
The idea you have?

Inspector Winship:
I just told you!

Dr. Tart:
What was it?

Inspector Winship:
Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.

Dr. Tart:
Right! Now that letter was signed 'Lord Morley'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder.

Inspector Winship:
How could Lord Morley write us after he was already dead?

Dr. Tart:
Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed Lord Morley wrote that letter.

Inspector Winship:
If you killed Lord Morley would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?

Dr. Tart:
Are you saying *I* killed Lord Morley?

Inspector Winship:
(aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me!