The Prize Pest1951

Daffy Duck:
Hmm. Guess I'll have to use my Jekyll and Hyde routine on this wise guy. [knocks on door]

Porky Pig:
Yes?

Daffy Duck:
I'm sorry you did that to me. People shouldn't push me around. It isn't good for me.

Porky Pig:
Oh, f-f-fiddlesticks. And why not?

Daffy Duck:
Because I'm a split personality, that's why not. I'm two people in one. A schiz... a schiz... a schizophreniac. When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle, and loving. [Jumps into Porky's arms and starts caressing him, speaks in French accent] Ello, baby. Nice, fat, little butterball.

Porky Pig:
Oh, n-n-now stop.

Daffy Duck:
But when some wise guy starts pushing me around, look... out! I turn into a hideous monster. [Puts on fake fangs and messes up his hair, then pants and snarls at Porky, who jumps up to the ceiling and hangs on to a chandelier] Get the idea, buster?

Porky Pig:
I d-do, I do! Ind-deed I d-d-do! And I'll be r-real nice and k-kind and gentle to you.