The Promotion2008

[Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background]

Motivational Speaker:
Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool.

Richard:
Stay loose...

[the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it]

Richard:
F***!

Motivational Speaker:
Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations.

[Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger]

Richard:
F*** you! Ship f***! A**hole ship! Seven seas f***er! Jolly f***er!

Lori Wehlner:
For Christ's sake...

Richard:
No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! F*** that!