The Promotion2008

Hardy:
Hey, Mr. Wehlner.

Richard:
Hey, Hardy. How are you doing?

Hardy:
I'm doing good.

Richard:
What did you do last night?

Hardy:
I went to the movies with my sister.

Richard:
You did?

Hardy:
Yeah.

Richard:
That sounds awesome.

Hardy:
Guess what?

Richard:
What?

Hardy:
I'm growing a mustache.

Richard:
All right. That's cool. [offers a handshake] Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job at the store here.

Hardy:
Thanks.

Richard:
Keep it up.

[as Hardy walks away, Richard feels his right hand after shaking it with Hardy and gives an uneasy look on his face. Doug sees this and approaches him]

Doug Stauber:
What's going on?

Richard:
Oh, nothing. Just... Hardy. It just gets sad, sometimes. Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered?

Doug Stauber:
Why?

Richard:
These retarded guys... masturbate so much that they rub the skin off their penises. They don't know better, and that they have a hard time not jerking off.

[Mitch and the board of directors appear behind Richard]

Richard:
Hey!

[Richard walks away as Mitch approaches Doug. He watches the conversation from a distance]

Mitch:
Was he talking about jerking off in the store?