The Ratings Game1984

Parker Braithwaite:
How can "The Senator and Stinky" get a zero share?

Francine Kester:
Not one of the fifteen hundred Computron sets were tuned into it. In short, nobody watched.

Parker Braithwaite:
Nobody watched, huh? It just so happens that we received four hundred letters complaining about the show... so somebody's watching.

Francine Kester:
None of the Computron households.

Parker Braithwaite:
Households. That's the flaw in your system! You don't take into account college dormitories... prisons... Our shows get a lot of fan mail from mental institutions. That never shows up in your ratings!