The Cutting Edge1992

Kate Moseley:
If you're so bored, why don't you read?

Doug Dorsey:
You mean, like a book?

Kate Moseley:
That is the generally accepted format, yes. What was the last book you read? You were in college?

Doug Dorsey:
The last thing I read was a letter canceling my scholarship when I couldn't play anymore.

Kate Moseley:
Okay, high school.

Doug Dorsey:
I was a hockey player. The only thing I had to read was a scoreboard.

Kate Moseley:
And they graduated you?

Doug Dorsey:
They revered me. I was a god.

Kate Moseley:
What a tragic commentary on our times.