The Rough and the Smooth1959

Mike Thompson:
Driver, is that your cab outside?

Taxi Driver:
Sorry. Engaged.

Mike Thompson:
Oh. Well, is there a rank anywhere around?

Taxi Driver:
No.

Mike Thompson:
Could I get one by telephone?

Taxi Driver:
No.

Mike Thompson:
Well, look, when you've dropped your passenger, could you come back for me?

Taxi Driver:
Sorry. Going 'ome.

Mike Thompson:
Well, thanks for being the soul of courtesy... and a great help

Taxi Driver:
Is it my fault if I happen to be booked up before your highness come along? Why don't you ask my passenger to share. You never know your luck.