The Scarecrow2000

Scarecrow:
She'll never marry you.

Grisham:
Wanna bet? Make me look like Feathertop. [He puts on the magic feather on his hat and is transformed into Feathertop]

Scarecrow:
No!

Grisham:
[as Feathertop] [laughs evilly] Polly is mine and just when she thinks her dreams have all come true, I'll take her and her little goobers [takes off the magic feather, now back to Grisham] straight back to the workhouse mill!

Scarecrow:
I won't let you do this!

Grisham:
How selfish are you? It's my big day and not everything is easy. Don't kill me. Don't marry my girl. Live a little.

Scarecrow:
You're crazy to think she won't tell the difference. She'll know it's you. Anyone can smell a rat! You hear me?