Das Boot1981

The Captain:
[throwing his sou'wester down] God DAMNIT how can this happen?! A dozen boats we have in the Atlantic! From Greenland to the Azores, a mere dozen! But still we, we almost collide with one of our own! Something's wrong here...(turning to navigator) Checked on our position?

Navigator Kriechbaum:
...more or less Capt-

The Captain:
More or less?! More or less?! Thats not GOOD ENOUGH!

Navigator Kriechbaum:
Not one sunspot in two weeks. Difficult to calculate.

The Captain:
Yeah yeah..We make a few errors in our own position - the others do the same, and we end up playing collision games! Leaving the route wide open! [to Werner] I hope you're taking notes. Maybe clue HQ into what's happening.

Werner:
Surely you have better connections than me.

The Captain:
You think so, huh?