The Shanghai Cobra1945

Charlie Chan:
You get illegal u-turn ticket?

Birmingham Brown:
Mr. Chan, I'll tell you just how it... Tommy, you tell 'im.

Tommy Chan:
I warned you, Birmingham. I said, "No u-turn here."

Birmingham Brown:
Yeah, that's what you said - "No, you turn here."

Tommy Chan:
I said "No u-turn here."

Birmingham Brown:
That's what I did. You said, "No, you turn here."

Tommy Chan:
Pop, I told him, I said, "No u-turn here."

Birmingham Brown:
Yeah, that's what you said - "No, you turn here," and I did.

Tommy Chan:
You see what I mean, Pop? I said, "No u-turn here."

Birmingham Brown:
Mr. Chan, did you hear? He said, "No, you...

Charlie Chan:
Ple-please, please! U-turns, so many u-turns, you have my head spinning like merry-go-round. You remain here until I find doghouse big enough to hold both of you.