The Sheltering Sky1990

Port Moresby:
You know, if Tunner didn't take such long siestas, I'd never be alone with you. I think he's in love with you.

Kit Moresby:
Port, don't be silly.

Port Moresby:
Sillier things have happened. The way he hangs around making inane conversation, the way he looks at you when he fingers his DDT can...

Kit Moresby:
What else?

Port Moresby:
Oh, the ferocity with which he counts your luggage.

Kit Moresby:
Oh, he counts yours too.

Port Moresby:
It's not the same.