The Departed2006

Costello:
Have a seat, Bill. Do you know John Lennon?

Costigan:
Yeah, sure, he was the president before Lincoln.

Costello:
Lennon said, "I'm an artist. You give me a f***ing tuba, I'll get you something out of it."

Costigan:
I tell you Mr. Costello, I'd like to squeeze some f***ing money out of it.

Costello:
Smart mouth. Too bad. If you'll indulge me--

[Gwen walks through]

Costello:
Now what?

Gwen:
Choir practice.

Costello:
Choir practice. The point I'm making with John Lennon is: a man could look at anything, and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think, "What could I use you for?"