The Slammin' Salmon2009

The John:
I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.

The Escort:
Whoa, that's gonna be an extra fifty bucks.

The John:
That's okay, shellfish makes me horny.

The Escort:
Good, 'cause I got crabs.

The John:
[scratches beard] Who doesn't?

Guy:
Excuse me, sir? [presents bottle of champagne] Compliments of the house. [customers cheer and applaud]

The John:
[looking around] What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing? Are you miked?

The Escort:
[taking offense] Are you miked?

The John:
[addresses customers] I was just kidding about the anal. [customers gasp] I was just bored at the hotel. I was looking for something to do with my cock. Perfectly natch. Come on, take a look at her, you wouldn't kick in that back door?

The Escort:
I'm not ashamed.

The John:
F*** this!