The Slammin' Salmon2009

Dave:
Why do they call you Nuts?

Nuts:
Because I'm crazy.

Dave:
You don't look crazy.

Nuts:
Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.

Dave:
[laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.

Nuts:
Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though. [thinks, chuckles]