The Slaughter2006

Dana:
[after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde] I think we lost them. Where's Alexandra?

Iggy:
They ate her!

Dana:
...so we're the only ones left?

Iggy:
I think it's just you and me, two mere mortals against evil unknown fighting the preternatural powers of a hell-spawn succubus!

Dana:
F**k her! F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-b*tch from hell. Hateful, evil murderous b*tch with no friends and BAD SKIN! [inhales sharply and slaps her bicep] We can DO THIS! What do we have?

Iggy:
For what?

Dana:
...like weapons to fight off the supernatural forces of darkness?

Iggy:
Nothing.

Dana:
Ughh. Something holy?

Iggy:
Nope.

Dana:
Spells, incantations?

Iggy:
Bupkus.

Dana:
Protective amulets?

Iggy:
Big negatory.

Dana:
There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil!

Iggy:
I don't know, man.

Dana:
[grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him] There's ALWAYS a magic charm to command the evil!

Iggy:
[pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying] That just sounds gay.

Dana:
There's gotta be something. ANYTHING!

Iggy:
We got nothing, man. Nothing. [whispers] Nothing.

Dana:
[looks off as if she has an idea]... and THAT is the best weapon we have.