The Steam Experiment2009

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Grant:
This is a *nice* hotel.

Jimmy:
Yep. Built in the 1900s by a railroad tycoon for his wife. She was a socialite. Had a lot of friends, liked to entertain.

Grant:
Is that a fact.

Jimmy:
Yep. Then she died after World War II and was closed for many years. Then a corporation bought it, and now it's being turned into luxury condos.

Grant:
Luxury condos... So that's why it's empty, huh?

Jimmy:
Yep. Well I'll tell you the truth, Grant, we are the last guests. I bribed the management. They're going to start renovation on Monday.

Grant:
I gotta tell ya, I'm impressed. This is a class-ass act.

Jimmy:
Nothin' but the best for the Annabell dating service...