The Strawberry Statement1970

Linda:
You're not really serious about this.

Simon:
I am, too.

Linda:
The university is burning babies and killing men, and you're on the rowing team.

Simon:
Rowing *crew*. Linda...

Linda:
It's a waste. This strike is part of something real. That's better than being a rowing jock.

Simon:
Now, look, most of the guys on the crew aren't jocks. I mean, uh, crew doesn't even have as many WASPs as it should have, according to the population percentage of WASPs in the nation.

Linda:
Maybe it should be shut down.

Simon:
Now, look, I mean they have uh, mustaches and everything.

Linda:
Simon, if you wanna row a boat, row a boat.

Simon:
Look, you don't understand what it's like. I mean it's, uh... it's erotic. I mean, you should try it. I mean it's a commitment. It's real.

Linda:
It's not real. It's a game. The movement is real.

Simon:
Linda...

Linda:
What?

Simon:
I am so incredibly confused.

Linda:
So am I.