The Stöned Age1994

Joe:
Sh*t! My Tape! This f***in' machine just scarfed my tape!

Hubbs:
Big sh*t, man, put in another. [Don't fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult begins playing] What the f*** is that?

Joe:
It's "Don't fear the Reaper", man.

Hubbs:
Hey, you're not playin' that p*ssy sh*t in the Blue Torpedo, man. I told you!

Joe:
It's Blue Oyster Cult.

Hubbs:
I don't give a f*** if it's Blue Oyster Cult, man. It's a p*ssy song!

Joe:
If it's B.O.C., how can it be p*ssy?

Hubbs:
Lemme' tell you something, every band puts out at least one p*ssy song so they can find out who the faggots are. Now, take it out!

Joe:
F*** you, man!

Hubbs:
F*** me? [slaps Joe in the chest and puts him in a head lock]

Joe:
OW!

Hubbs:
It's a p*ssy song! Say it! It's a p*ssy song, huh, f*ggot? Say it! Say it, it's a p*ssy song!

Joe:
Okay, it's a p*ssy song! [Joe takes the tape out]

Hubbs:
I told you it's a p*ssy song!