The Sure Thing1985

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
[suddenly appearing from hiding in the back of the pick-up and hopping into the passenger seat] Thanks for the ride. I've been out here all day. I'm not interrupting anything am I?

Pick-Up Driver:
[holding Alison] Me and the wife just having a little squabble, OK.

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
Oh. It's not easy getting rides. Do you know what I mean? I mean most people are real afraid to pick up hitchhikers. I mean you never know who you might pick up. I mean I could be some crazed slime ball. I mean a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean? I mean a guy who would rip out your heart and eat it

[singing]

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
just for pleasure.

[maniacally]

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
I'm talking about a total maniac! You know what I mean?

[beat]

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Pick-Up Driver:
[unsettled] Yeah...

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
[looks around nervously] Why aren't we moving?

[creepily]

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
Don't you want to give me a ride?

Pick-Up Driver:
I'm only goin' about another mile.

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
[flipping out] Then what the hell did you pick me up for? You think I got nothing better to do with my life then to sit here and pass the time with you,

[leans over inches away from his face]

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
SH*T BRAAAIN!

[sits back]

Walter (Gib) Gibson:
I don't think I want this ride after all. [gets out, then comes back] And I think I think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind.

[Gib pulls the relieved Alison out of the pick-up, cackling maniacally]