The Things My Father Never Taught Me

The Things My Father Never Taught Me2012

The Things My Father Never Taught Me is a 2012 short comedy film written and directed by Burleigh Smith and starring Smith, Aiden Papamihail, Bridie Carter and Isabella Paris Hamer. The film has the distinction of being accepted into over one hundr… more »



Melvin:
So here's what I'm going to do, son. I'm going to give it to you straight. I'm not going to fill your head with fictitious characters like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or God. There's only one thing you need to worry about and that's women.

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