The Ugly Truth2009

Mike Chadway:
[sarcasticly] Oh, I know, I've got a great idea! Why don't we pass the time with you telling me how much *fun* you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles?

Abby Richter:
I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass!

Mike Chadway:
What?

Abby Richter:
Oh, oh yeah, that's got your interest. Well if you think we're going to finish what we started in L. A. you are out of your mind. You lost your chance.

Mike Chadway:
Oh, c'mon, I never had a chance with you.

Abby Richter:
You're right. I had a momentary lapse in judgement when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren't. Clearly.

Mike Chadway:
Oh, yeah? Well what does that mean?

Abby Richter:
[mockingly] I'm Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to f*** like a monkey. Don't fall in love. It's scary.

Mike Chadway:
Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.

Abby Richter:
I am not a psycho!

Mike Chadway:
I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho." Well you're the definition of neurotic.

Abby Richter:
No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments without any objective evidence of...

Mike Chadway:
Shut up! Yet again I just told you I'm in love with you and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson.

Abby Richter:
You're in love with me. Why?

Mike Chadway:
Beats the sh*t out of me, but I am.

[she leans over and kisses him]