The Virginity Hit2010

Zack:
You just need to promise me you'll tell me one thing. Just one thing, that's all I want to know.

Matt:
I'll try. I will.

Zack:
Does she squirt? [Matt looks dumbfounded] Did she have a geyser? 'Cause she totally looks like...

Matt:
Yeah, yeah.

Zack:
Her vagina was like Old Yeller.

Jacob:
No, not Old Yeller. Old Yeller's a dog. Yellow, you're thinking of...

Zack:
Yellowstone Park.

Jacob:
Yeah.

Zack:
Old Geyser.

Jacob:
[laughs] No, not...

Matt:
Old Yeller. Old Yeller was the dog.

Justin:
Old Yeller is the dog.

Matt:
What's the name of the geyser?

Zack:
Old Geyser.

Matt, Jacob, Justin:
No.

Justin:
Old Face...

Matt:
Face/Off!