The Wearing of the Grin1951

Porky Pig:
[Porky walks into his room] Just put the bags down any place, Seamus. [yawns, and gives OMike, who appears to be legs only, his coat and hat] All this excitement, I am tired. Boy, am I tire-tire-t-pooped.

O'Pat:
Pardon me sir, but have you seen the lower half of me abouts?

Porky Pig:
It's right back there, Seamus.

O'Pat:
Thank you, sir.

Porky Pig:
S-some people just can't keep track of their other halves. [Porky, shocked, does a double-take]

O'Pat:
Now, isn't this sight enough to set the heart crossways in ye?

Porky Pig:
[high-pitched] L-ll-l-leprechauns!