The Wizard of Speed and Time1988

[Mike tries to join the Camera Union:
]

Camera Union Clerk:
No sir, the studio hires the next man on the roster.

Mike:
Well, how do I get on the roster?

Camera Union Clerk:
You have to be in the union.

Mike:
Well, how do I get *in* the union?

Camera Union Clerk:
When you're on the roster.

Mike:
You mean I can't join unless I'm already a member?

Camera Union Clerk:
That's correct. Then you need thirty consecutive days camera operation, a complete physical exam, the producer sends a letter, and *you* pay your fees.

Mike:
Well, fine, I've done ten years of camera work!

Camera Union Clerk:
Then you've worked in violation of seniority! You'll have to start allll over, as a film loader.

Mike:
Look, I'm just building a small set and filming it!

Camera Union Clerk:
That's entirely another union. Set and Modelmakers. Next door!