Don Jon

Don Jon2013

Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, Tony Danza
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 90 minutes

Don Jon is a 2013 film about a New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church who develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love. more »



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[as his computer chimes while turning on] Yeah. Not gonna lie. This sound - gets me hard as a f***in' rock. But I don't like to go too fast right off the bat. Yeah, I'd rather work my way into it, nice and easy. So I start off with some stills. Then, once I'm gettin' into it, I start lookin' for a video. I never actually touch my cock til I find the right clip. Then, once I do, goodbye. For the next few minutes, all the bullshit fades away and the only thing in the world is those tits, dat ass, the blowj*b... the cowboy, the doggie, the money shot and that's it. I don't gotta say anything, I don't gotta do anything. I just f***in' lose myself. There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. And my porn. I know, the last one sounds weird, but I'm just bein' honest. Nothin' else does it for me the same way, not even real p*ssy. And...why do you think my boys call me 'The Don'?"

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