The World's Greatest Lover1977

Adolph Zitz:
Gentlemen, I am not a child and I do not wish to be treated as one. Is that understood?

Group of yes men:
Yes, Sir!

Adolph Zitz:
Good. Now, here's the question: If you went up to any bum in the street and asked him which is the biggest movie studio in Hollywood, what would he say? Joe?

Yes Man #1:
Well, Rainbow Studios, home of the stars.

Adolph Zitz:
All right now. All right, I don't want any of that baloney. Wes?

Yes Man #2:
I would say Wainbow. Wainbow Studios. It's the wargest and the best.

Adolph Zitz:
Save it. Save that yes-man sh*t. You think I need this kind of babying? Sven?

Sven, Yes Man #3:
Rainbow. Rainbow Studios. I don't think there is any question about that.

Adolph Zitz:
Jesus Christ! Is there not one honest man in this room?

[points to the barber]

Barber:
Oh, uh, Paramount, I guess.

Adolph Zitz:
[Chuckling] That's very interesting. I'm just curious - why would you say that?

Barber:
Because they have Rudolph Valentino.

[Zitz gets off his chair and starts strangling the barber]

Adolph Zitz:
Son of a b*tch! Dog-doo, pee-pee brain! You're a lying traitor, did you know that? You ca-ca-in-your-pants fart blossom, I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your...