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Molly Donahue:
[speaking of their children] I want them to have an education... a real education. They have to learn arithmetic and spelling and geography.

Terence Donahue:
You never went past the sixth grade... and it was probably the fourth grade, because you said it was the sixth.

Molly Donahue:
My age is the only thing I lie about, and I don't add on, I take off.

Terence Donahue:
All right, the sixth grade, but there's nothing wrong with your arithmetic. You can whistle 'Mandy', do an 'Off to Buffalo', and count the house at the same time, and tell me within five cents how much is out there.

Molly Donahue:
That's not arithmetic.

Terence Donahue:
You're darn right that's not... that's higher mathematics.