Dumb and Dumber1994

Nicholas:
Which one of you losers wants to get it first?

Lloyd:
Over here. I was the one who got us into this whole mess. C'mon, shoot me.

Harry:
No! Wait. Do me first. I stole your girl, Lloyd, I deserve it.

Lloyd:
No, you don't.

Harry:
Yes, I do.

Lloyd:
No, you don't. No, you don't!

Harry:
Yes, I do! Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life! Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg.

Lloyd:
[sarcastically] Okay. Kill him!

[Nicholas shoots Harry, and Harry faints, seemingly dead]

Lloyd:
Oh, no! [whimpers; to Nicholas] You killed my best friend, you bastard!

Nicholas:
[points his gun at Lloyd] If it's any consolation, you're about to be reunited.

[but before he can attempt to shoot, Harry, fully recovered, extracts his gun, and tries to shoot Nicholas, but misses]

Lloyd:
Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot.

Nicholas:
Lucky me.